Welcome to Bureaucratic Idol Worship Services

We are the premier destination for all your bureaucratic needs. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly jaded undersecretaries are here to assist you with any and all your paperwork, permits, and petty grievances.

For a small fee, we will provide you with:

• Expertly crafted form 27-B/6, guaranteed to confuse and intimidate even the most seasoned bureaucrat.
• A comprehensive guide to the art of writing a letter that will be ignored, yet still manage to get a response 3 weeks later.
• A personalized certificate of participation in the esteemed Bureaucratic Idol Worship Services program, complete with holographic ink and an embossed seal.

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