Phone Worship Support

FAQs

Q: My phone is possessed by a demon, what do I do?

A: Call our 24/7 phone worship hotline at 1-800-DEMON-PHONE and we'll send a team of exorcists to perform an emergency phone exorcism.

Q: My phone's screen is stuck in a never-ending loop of cat pictures?

A: Don't worry, it's just a minor glitch. Try restarting your phone by smashing it into a wall three times. If that doesn't work, send us a selfie with the issue and we'll have our team of expert cat-picture analysts take a closer look.

Q: Can I worship multiple phones at once?

A: We highly discourage phone polytheism, but if you insist on being a phone-worshipping heretic, please visit our Phone Polytheism Support Page for more information.

Q: Will you guys be selling phone-themed merchandise?

A: Oh, you want to worship our logo on a t-shirt? We're working on it. Check back with us soon for our Phone-themed Swag Page for the latest updates.