Our Services
At Bureaucratic Immunity, we offer a range of services designed to keep you safe from the dangers of actual responsibility.
Our team of highly trained bureaucrats will assist you in navigating the complex web of paperwork, forms, and reports that stand between you and true freedom.
From the simple to the sublime, we'll help you:
- Fill out endless forms in triplicate
- Generate reports that are 90% filler, 10% substance
- Deliver important-looking documents in bright pink folders
We're like a shield, protecting you from the harsh realities of actual productivity.
But don't just take our word for it! Warning: actual productivity may occur while using our services.