**Important Dates:** Monday: Jury selection will be a thrilling game of chance, where the fate of the defendant will be decided by a roll of a die. Tuesday: Witnesses will be called to testify about the defendant's questionable life choices. Wednesday: The prosecution will present its case, using a PowerPoint presentation that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
**Subpages:** Defense Strategy Prosection Tactics Jury Pool
Don't say we didn't warn you. The prosecution is coming for you.