Welcome to Cable Insurer Benefits

Because you never know when your cables are going to get tangled in a existential crisis, we're offering the following benefits:

• Comprehensive Cable Coverage (C3) - We'll cover all your cable-related expenses, including but not limited to:
• Unlimited access to our 24/7 Cable Hotline, staffed by our team of highly trained, slightly-irritated cable specialists
• Free Cable Yoga classes, taught by our certified instructor, Cablezilla
• And, of course, our signature Cable Insurance Card, perfect for swiping at your local coffee shop or on-the-go

Learn more about our Cable Crisis Counseling services View our Cable Yoga Class Schedule