As per the Galactic Union of Cafeteria Workers, all snacks are now subject to a comprehensive, intergalactic policy. Please note the following:
Snack Classification
- Class A: (Rare and Exotic) Snacks are only available on Fridays during leap years.
- Class B: (Moderate and Tasty) Snacks are available 24/7, but only in the break room.
- Class C: (Bland and Repulsive) Snacks are available in the pantry, but only to employees with a valid union card.
Please report any discrepancies in snack classification to the Snack Ombudsman at SnackOmbudsman.html.
For more information on Snack Classification, refer to SnackClassificationManual.html.
EmployeeSnackPrivileges.html for more information on employee snack-related perks.