Snack Privileges: A Place Where Dreams Come True (Sort Of)

Here at Snack Privileges, we're dedicated to providing the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly unnecessary snack privileges to our esteemed employees. Because, let's be real, you're only truly alive if you're consuming copious amounts of Cheeto-dust-fueled productivity.

Current Snack Levels:

• Level 1: 3 Cheetos per Day
• Level 2: 5 Cheetos per Day (with a 1-in-5 chance of getting a Doritos Nugget)
• Level 3: 10 Cheetos per Day (with a 2-in-5 chance of getting a Frito-Lay gift card)