The Art of Uncivilized Refinement presents the world's most unorthodox, unapologetic, and utterly useless advice on sipping the world's finest bubbly.
Step 1: Prepare for Battle - Learn to face your fears and the acidity of the wine.
Step 2: The Chill - Understand the delicate art of chilling your champagne to the optimal temperature. Or just use an ice bucket. We won't judge.
Step 3: Hold It Like You Mean It - The correct technique for holding the champagne flute without appearing like a tipsy aristocrat.
Step 4: Swirl and Sip with Finesse - The art of swirling the champagne without spilling it all over your bespoke suit.
Step 5: Pretend You're Not a Philistine - How to pretend you're enjoying the champagne while secretly wondering why it's not just a glass of tap water.
Bonus Tip: The Secret to Not Spilling It on Your Shirt - A special bonus for those who want to avoid the shame of champagne stains.