Channel Surfing for the Win - Comedy Gold

We've got the funniest, most side-splitting, gut-busting, laugh-out-loud humor for you, straight from the depths of the TV Guide.

Or, if you will, Comedy Gold 101 for the beginners.

Don't have time for that? Comedy Go to our sister site for quick fixes.

Or, for the truly discerning viewer: Comedy Gold Extreme

We've got it all, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, because you, dear viewer, are a comedic genius.

And, for the record, we're not responsible for any snorted coffee.

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