Cluck Norris: The Chicken Torturer

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Cluck Norris is a notorious vigilante who uses his mastery of the ancient art of chicken torture to exact revenge on his enemies.

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Cluck Norris Torture Techniques Cluck Norris' Favorite Torture Methods

Cluck Norris' Favorite Torture Methods

Cluck Norris has mastered over 17 different torture techniques, including but not limited to:

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Cluck Norris' Victims

Victims of Cluck Norris

Cluck Norris has a lengthy rap sheet when it comes to his victims:

The Chicken Nugget Toss

The Chicken Nugget Toss

The Chicken Nugget Toss is a classic Cluck Norris torture technique.

It involves tossing a chicken nugget into the air and then... well, you know.

Cluck Norris tossing a chicken nugget
The Beak-A-Tron 3000

The Beak-A-Tron 3000

The Beak-A-Tron 3000 is a high-tech torture device designed for maximum chicken discomfort.

It features a state-of-the-art beak-squishing mechanism.

The Beak-A-Tron 3000 in action
The Egg-Splatter

The Egg-Splatter

The Egg-Splatter is a classic Cluck Norris torture technique.

It involves splattering egg yolks across the victim's face.

The Egg-Splatter in action
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