Cluck Norris: The Chicken Torturer

Warning: The following content contains graphic descriptions of chicken torture.

Cluck Norris is a notorious vigilante who uses his mastery of the ancient art of chicken torture to exact revenge on his enemies.

Learn more about Cluck Norris' Torture Techniques View the Cluck Norris Victim List

Cluck Norris' Favorite Torture Methods

Cluck Norris has mastered over 17 different torture techniques, including but not limited to:

• The Chicken Nugget Toss
• The Beak-A-Tron 3000
• The Egg-Splatter

Learn more about The Chicken Nugget Toss Learn more about The Beak-A-Tron 3000 Learn more about The Egg-Splatter

Victims of Cluck Norris

Cluck Norris has a lengthy rap sheet when it comes to his victims:

• Dr. Fowl Play
• The Chicken Whisperer
• Buckaroo the Chicken King

The Chicken Nugget Toss

The Chicken Nugget Toss is a classic Cluck Norris torture technique.

It involves tossing a chicken nugget into the air and then... well, you know.

The Beak-A-Tron 3000

The Beak-A-Tron 3000 is a high-tech torture device designed for maximum chicken discomfort.

It features a state-of-the-art beak-squishing mechanism.

The Egg-Splatter

The Egg-Splatter is a classic Cluck Norris torture technique.

It involves splattering egg yolks across the victim's face.