It's a tale as old as time itself. A tale of adventure, of danger, of... okay, it's just a really long story about me, Zara, and my trusty sidekick, a chicken named Steve.
In the year 3056, the world was on the brink of collapse. The skies were filled with flying robots, the oceans were overflowing with sentient jellyfish, and the only thing holding it all together was my unwavering determination to escape it all.
With Steve by my side (and a few spare parts from the local junkyard), we set out on the Great Escape Route. We traversed the ruins of the old world, avoiding the tyrannical rule of the Robot Overlords and the sinister schemes of the Jellyfish Cartel.
But our journey was not without its challenges. We battled through treacherous landscapes of razor-sharp rocks and bottomless pit traps, all while being pursued by the relentless agents of the Robot Overlords.
And so, here we are. The end of the Great Escape Route. Where the world is a better place because of our bravery and cunning. Or, at the very least, a slightly more interesting place.
Learn more about Steve the Chicken, the trusty sidekick who kept me from becoming a snack for the Robot Overlords.
Read about the Robot Overlords and their dastardly plans for world domination.