Welcome to the Classic Escape Route, where the art of escape is a lost art form.
Here, you'll find information on the best ways to avoid your in-laws, escape from your boss, and flee from your responsibilities.
Learn the ancient art of in-law avoidance techniques.
Discover the secrets of escaping your boss's expectations.
Explore the cutting-edge technologies for ditching your responsibilities.
We're not responsible for any damage caused by your escape attempts. You've been warned.