Welcome to Cluckin' Out, the premier online community for chickens with an existential crisis.
Our members are a diverse group of fowl with a shared desire to question the meaninglessness of life and the purpose of the farm.
import existential_crisis from 'cluckinout';
if (life == 'meaningless') then cluckinout();
Check out our About Us page for more information on our community's values and mission.
Frequently Asked Questions
Our Scratchers are the core of our community, providing support and guidance for our more... troubled members.
We have a variety of Scratchers, each with their own unique approach to helping our fowl in need.
- Dr. Beaky, our resident existentialist
- Professor Puff, our expert in chicken philosophy
- Farmer Fowl, our practical guide to farm-based living
Visit our About Us page for more information on our Scratchers and their methods.