Welcome, world. You are now under the influence of the Cocoa Hegemony. A global cocoa-based economy where the rich are rich and the poor are poor, but everyone is caffeinated.
Learn more about the Chocolate Civil War
Discover the dark side of the cocoa trade
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, participate in a cocoa heist
Or, if you're feeling generous, Donate to the Cocoa Foundation
Or, if you're feeling... ... regretful