Top 5 Comments
1. "I once knew a man who could eat 37 tacos in one sitting!" - TacoLover23
2. "I just spent 4 hours playing video games and I'm pretty sure I've become a professional." - ProGamer99
3. "The comment section is where the real content is, folks." - Commentariat
4. "I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that someone ate 37 tacos or that someone commented on the comment section." - SarcasmMaster3000
5. "I've been reading these comments for years and I still can't tell if anyone is serious or not." - ConfusedInSeattle