Compliance Crazies Inc. proudly presents: Bureaucratic Red Tape - the ultimate guide to doing nothing.
Don't bother trying to understand what it says, just fill in the blanks with your name, address, and social security number. Twice.
Hyperlinks to related forms: Permission Slips and Standard Operating Procedures.
We're not sure what you'll need to put on these index cards, just make sure they're in triplicate, too.
Our highly-trained staff of compliance specialists will review your application and respond with a letter saying they're still reviewing it.
Or, you know, maybe not. Maybe they'll just forget or lose it.
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. Whatever.
If you'd like to submit your own example of bureaucratic red tape, please email info@crazies.com. We'll add it to the collection.