Constitutional Bureaucracy Day - Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency

Section 2: The Art of Bureaucratic Efficiency

Subsection 2.1: The Five Principles of Bureaucratic Excellence

1. Red Tape is the Foundation

2. Bureaucratic Redundancy is a Virtue

3. The Right Hand is the Only Hand

4. Paperwork is King

5. Efficiency is Measured in Forms

Learn how our Ministry's ancestors perfected the art of doing the bare minimum with maximum paperwork.