As per article 5, section 2 of the Constitutional Bureaucacy Day Act of 1975, the Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency is mandated to optimize the use of paper clips per employee per minute.
We take our job very seriously, which is why we've established the following protocols:
Protocol 1: The 5-S System - A system of standardized stapling, sorting, and stapling again.
Protocol 2: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Reduction Initiative - A program designed to reduce paperwork by 50%.
Section 4: The Bureaucratic Efficiency Index - A measure of our progress, and a reminder that we're still not doing it right.
We're always looking for ways to improve. Suggestions welcome. Feedback form.