Article II of the Constitution of Bureaucracy

The powers of the Bureaucratic Council shall be vested in a Bureaucratic President, who shall be elected by the People of Bureaucracy, but only on the third Thursday of every month, and only after a 37-hour filibuster.

Section 1: The Bureaucratic Oath

Before the Bureaucratic President takes office, they shall take an oath to uphold the principles of Bureaucracy, which includes but is not limited to:

The right to create an endless stream of paperwork
The duty to answer every phone call within 37 rings or face certain penalties
The privilege to wear a three-piece suit at all times, even to the beach

The Bureaucratic Oath shall be administered by the Bureaucratic Chief Justice, who shall wear a powdered wig at all times, even in the summer.

Learn about the Bureaucratic Prophets

Section 3: The Bureaucratic Council

The Bureaucratic Council shall consist of 37 members, each with a unique and fascinating backstory, including:

Bob, the Bureaucratic Councilor with 17 Ph.D.s
Jane, the Bureaucratic Councilor with 14 years of experience in the private sector
Sam, the Bureaucratic Councilor with a pet chicken named Cluck

Each Bureaucratic Councilor shall have the power to filibuster for up to 37 hours, after which they shall be forced to take a 15-minute coffee break.

Read about Bob's 17 Ph.D.s