Section 1: The Department of Unnecessary Red Tape
Established to provide a sense of purpose and meaning to the lives of civil servants everywhere, this department is tasked with creating an endless cycle of paperwork, forms, and meetings.
The department is divided into three sub-departments:
- A) The Office of Unnecessary Form Design
- B) The Bureau of Excessively Long Meeting Minutes
- C) The Council of Redundant Reporting Formats
Section 2: The Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency
Tasked with finding new ways to do the same things that were already being done before, this ministry is the epitome of innovation in the field.