By Order of the Ministry, all citizens are hereby required to fill out Form 27B/6 in triplicate, with black ink, on quadruple-ruled, government-issue paper.
Please allow at least 6 months for processing. Failure to comply will result in penalties up to and including (but not limited to) reassignment to a different department.
We are currently experiencing high levels of efficiency due to the recent restructuring of the Ministry's org chart. Please do not attempt to navigate the building without a valid ID and clearance.