Welcome to the Red Tape Rodeo, where the art of unnecessary paperwork is performed by skilled clowns.
Today's schedule includes:
- 8:00 AM - Mandatory Meeting to Discuss the Importance of Filing
- 9:00 AM - Bureaucratic Red Tape Spinning Competition
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Free Form 27-B (a special edition of the standard form, with an extra layer of bureaucracy)
- 1:00 PM - Departmentalized Red Tape Twirling
- 3:00 PM - Mandatory Training Session: "The Art of Saying 'No' in 17 Different Ways"
Don't forget to bring your favorite pen and a strong dose of frustration.