Red Tape Rodeo Rules

Where formality meets formlessness.

Rules for navigating the byzantine waters of Constitutional Bureaucracy Day:

• Article 1: All participants must wear a three-piece suit, preferably plaid.
• Article 2: The use of binders and clips is strictly prohibited, except for novelty purposes.
• Article 3: A 3-hour lunch break will be given to all participants, during which time, the sound of accordion music will be piped into the room.