Department of Unnecessary Red Tape - Subsection 3.2: Bureaucratic Loop Committee
Welcome to the Bureaucratic Loop Committee, where we've been stuck in an infinite loop of meetings, memos, and form 27-B/6 for the past 3 years.
Mission Statement:
Our mission is to create an endless cycle of bureaucratic red tape, ensuring that every citizen's request takes exactly 27 forms, 3 meetings, and 4 phone calls to resolve.
Meet Our Team:
Chairperson, Bureaucratic Loop Committee
John Doe, Esq.
Vice Chair, Bureaucratic Loop Committee
Jane Smith, J.D.
Our team consists of highly trained professionals with a combined experience of 15 years in creating the most complex, convoluted, and utterly frustrating forms and procedures known to man.
Meet the rest of our team:
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here for our team's contact information and bios.
Meetings:
We have a meeting scheduled every Tuesday at 2 PM in the conference room on the 5th floor. You are required to attend, or risk having your application delayed indefinitely.
Forms:
Please fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, and do not forget to staple the middle section, or you will have to start over from the beginning.
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here to access the form.