Phone Tree Options
Press 1 for General Information (We have some, but it's not like it's that interesting). Press 2 for Customer Service (If you're a robot, we might be able to help you, but probably not). Press 3 for our automated phone tree wizard that will just put you on hold and play elevator music. Press 4 for the option to talk to a human (But let's be real, you're probably not going to get a human, are you?).