I, Countess-Screamalot, have been cursed with an unrelenting need to scream. It's not just any scream, mind you. It's an AAAAAAAAGEEYYYYY one, full of rage and terror.
Get me some help, I've tried the screaming in a bucket method and it didn't quite work.
My neighbors are not amused, and neither should you, apparently.
I've joined a support group for other screamers. They're a real scream.