Meet Our Unreliable Experts

We've gathered a team of experts who are 99.9% sure they're right, but let's be real, who needs actual expertise, anyway?

• Dr. Bubbles O'Malley, Expert on Unproven Theories
• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Expert on Conspiracy Theorizing
• Dr. Emily J. Guess, Expert on Speculation

Our Unreliable Theories

We've got theories on everything, but no actual evidence. Because, why bother, right?

• Flat Earth Theories
• Reptilian UFO Theories
• Time Traveling Toilets

Our Unreliable Methods

We use unorthodox methods to come up with our theories, because who needs actual science, anyway?

• Random Guesswork
• Armchair Philosophy
• Drinking From a Firehose