Extreme Emotions - Tips for Maximizing Em Prophets

Tip 1: Develop a Phalanx of Facial Hair

A thick, unruly mane is a sign of extreme emotions. Cultivate a majestic mustache, or 'stache, to convey your inner turmoil.

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Tip 2: Conquer the Unconquerable

Subjugate your senses and conquer the unconquerable, like an uncooperative toaster.

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Tip 3: Inhale the Odor of Burning Furniture

Inhale deeply, and let the acrid scent of smoldering couches fuel your extreme emotions.

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And that's not all! Visit our Em Prophet Workshop for more tips and tricks to maximize your emotional extremes.

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