De-Constructing the Double Agent: A Guide to Disentangling Your Inner Spy
Warning: This guide may cause existential crisis, identity fragmentation, or spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.
Step 1: Recognize the Double Agent
- Are you a spy, or are you a spy?
- Do you have a secret identity crisis?
- Do you have an affinity for well-tailored suits and high-stakes poker?
Step 2: Disentangle Your Inner Spy
- Uncover your true motives
- Reconcile your conflicting loyalties
- Learn to love yourself, but not too much
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