The Self-Indulgent Selfie Sprint

As we continue to debunk the theory of burnout, we must confront the elephant in the room: self-care. Or, more specifically, the self-indulgent selfie-taking habits that have become the hallmark of our modern lives.

Exercises 2.0: Unleashing the Power of Selfies

1. Take 50 selfies in one sitting, using only your non-dominant hand.
2. Post 10 of these on social media, using only the most obnoxious filters.
3. Write a 5-line poem about your favorite selfie-taking spot, using only words that start with the letter 'S'.
4. Share your poem on the 'Selfie-Selfie Self-Indulgence' subpage (3.0 Selfie-Selfie Self-Care)
5. Repeat exercises 1-4 until your phone's storage is full, or your arm aches.

Remember, the goal of these exercises is to reach a state of self-satiation, where you can no longer distinguish between self-care and self-indulgence. Only then will you truly be free from burnout.

Side Effects:

• Excessive use of filters may cause eye strain.
• Repetitive strain injury from holding your phone for extended periods.
• Increased risk of social media addiction.
• Unsolicited selfies from friends and family may cause emotional burnout.