Introduction
It's a common phenomenon: you're 35, and suddenly you can't handle the same level of physical activity you used to handle at 22. Your body is weak, creaky, and seemingly allergic to basic tasks like laundry and cooking dinner.
Don't worry, friend, you're not alone! In this exercise, we'll debunk the myths behind burnout, and explore the reasons your body is no longer the invincible machine it used to be.
Quiz: Why Is My Body Not Strong Enough for the Things I Used to Do in College?
Results
If you've consumed over 5 gallons of coffee in the past 24 hours, your body is probably not strong enough for college-level activities.
But wait, there's more! If you've eaten an entire wheel of cheese by yourself, your body is also not strong enough for college-level activities.
And don't even get us started on how many years have passed since you've last done a keg stand...