Why Is My Coffee Not Hot Enough?

You've been reading about Debunking Burnout Theory, but have you considered the real question: why is your coffee not hot enough?

• A) It's because you're not sleeping enough.
• B) It's because your sense of humor is broken.
• C) It's because time is a human construct and your coffee has achieved sentience.
• D) It's because of a quantum fluctuation in the coffee-to-water ratio.

Pick a reason, any reason.

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