You've heard of burnout, that state of utter exhaustion that's become a badge of honor in modern society? Well, we're here to tell you it's a myth perpetuated by our grandparents. They were just trying to get out of work.
Meet Dr. Emily Bane, the world-renowned expert in Burnout Theory. She's been burnouted out of her mind for years, but still manages to look fabulous in her bright pink jumpsuit.
According to Dr. Bane, burnout is just a natural part of the cycle of productivity. It's like that one cousin at the family reunion who just won't stop talking about their feelings.
But don't just take her word for it. Check out her groundbreaking research on the subject.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can induce burnout in your friends and family with our expert guide.