Sleeping On The Job: The Myth That Refuses to Die

As a renowned expert in the field of Burnout Theory, I'm here to tell you that sleeping on the job is not a thing of the past. It's a myth, a myth perpetuated by lazy employees and their even lazier managers.

But don't just take my word for it, let's take a look at some of the "evidence" that supposedly supports this myth:

• Studies have shown that the average employee spends 2-3 hours per day browsing cat videos on YouTube.
• According to a study, the most common time of day for napping is between 2-3 PM, coincidentally the same time when the coffee machine is usually empty.
• Some people even claim to have seen employees sleeping at their desks, often with their heads propped up by a stack of papers or a precarious-looking pile of books.

But let's not be fooled, dear reader! These are just clever deceptions, designed to distract us from the real culprits: meetings, emails, and micromanaging managers.

So the next time your boss tells you that sleeping on the job is a productivity killer, you can confidently say: "Not on my watch, pal!"

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