Decaf Denizens

Welcome to the lair of the underachievers!

This site is dedicated to the art of doing the absolute bare minimum, with a focus on decaf coffee, beige-colored sweaters, and existential dread.

• Coffee Couch Potatoes - Because you can't even be bothered to make real coffee
• Binge Watching Babes - The art of watching entire seasons of reality TV shows in one sitting
• Procrastination Provisions - The essential guide to getting nothing done, ever

About Us - Learn more about the people who brought you this utterly useless website