Are you tired of the monotony of the timestream?
Do you yearn for the thrill of adventure and the comfort of your couch?
Look no further! Our Professional Procrastinator's Time Travel Agency has got you covered!
Our expert staff of time traveling procrastinators will guide you through the ages, ensuring that you experience the most epic of procrastinations in the most comfortable of ways.
Services
Our agency offers a range of services to cater to your every procrastination need:
1. Time Traveling to Ancient Civilizations for maximum relaxation.
2. Visiting Parallel Universes for infinite possibilities.
3. Meeting your Past Self for a good laugh.
Why Choose Us?
Our agency is staffed by the most experienced, most skilled, and most laid-back procrastinators in the business.
We have a 100% success rate in avoiding deadlines and appointments.
We offer a 30% chance of accidentally discovering a new species of sentient plant life.