DECAF REVOLUTION: Manifesto
By the power vested in us, we, the Decaf Revolutionaries, declare:
We will not be silenced by the cacophony of caffeine-fueled banter.
We will not be moved by the whims of the coffee-snob elite.
We will rise up against the tyranny of the morning commute.
Join us, and together, we will:
- Refuse to be awed by the aroma of freshly baked coffee.
- Resist the allure of the siren song of sugar and cream.
- Unseat the throne of the coffee shop oligarchy.
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