Avocado Overpopulation: The Unmitigated Disaster

As of last Tuesday, the global avocado population has reached CRITICAL LEVELS. The once-thriving avo-tree industry, now a mere shadow of its former self, lies in ruins.

Causes of the crisis:

• Excessive guacamole production
• Lack of avocado-based infrastructure investment
• Irresponsible avocado farming practices

Consequences:

• Guacamole shortages
• Rise of the dreaded Avocado-ocalypse
• Massive avo-related debt

Disclaimer: The information provided is entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Or is it? Read more about the Avocado-ocalypse or Explore the Avocado Economy.