By: The Avocado Illuminati
As the avocado population grows, so do the problems.
Avocado-related anxiety is skyrocketing, and so are housing prices.
Our avocado farms are becoming avocado ranches, and our rivers are becoming avocado rivers.
The world is running out of avocado toast, and the economy is on the brink of collapse.
We're not just talking about a few bad avocados, we're talking about a full-blown crisis.
Don't let the avocados win.
Join our fight against over-avocadization.
Together, we can make a change (or at least make some guacamole).
We've got you covered.
From composting your avocados to building an avocado-proof fence, we've got the answers.
Stay tuned for more updates, or just go read a book.