Deconstructing the Avocado is a site dedicated to examining the intricacies and absurdities of the avocado-obsessed.
We delve into the world of avocados, where the line between healthy and hipster gets blurred, and the only thing more abundant than avocados is the amount of money you'll spend on a single, artisanal, locally-sourced guacamole.
Join us on our journey into the heart of this green, creamy, and occasionally toxic world.
Check out our latest tales of avocados gone wrong, where we explore the dark underbelly of the avocado industry.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, march with us into the streets to protest the rising avocado prices.
But be warned: our tales may leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about this supposedly healthy fruit.