Guac to the Future: Avocados in a Post-Diplopic World
Breaking news: avocados have been spotted in a state of crisis, with reports of widespread diplopic (double-visioned) behavior. Experts say the cause is unclear, but theories abound.
Dr. Emma Guac, a leading expert in avocado psychology, warns, "We're seeing a rise in avocado-induced double vision among our population. It's a slippery slope, if you will."
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