Deconstructing The Cheese: A Postmodernist's Guide

Chapter 1: The Futility of Melted Mozzarella

It's a travesty. A travesty, I tell you! A perfectly good pizza reduced to a puddle of stringy, salty goo. The cheese, once a majestic parmesan, now a mere shadow of its former self.

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