We begin our journey in the land of the Mozzarella, where the once-majestic towers of melted stringiness now lay in ruins. The cheese, once the crown jewel of the pizza, now lies in shambles, a mere shadow of its former self.
As we navigate the treacherous terrain of the toppings bar, we come across a lone figure, cloaked in the darkness of the condiment shelf. It is the enigmatic figure of The Saucier, said to possess the secrets of the crumbling cheese.
But be warned, dear traveler, the journey ahead will be fraught with peril. The Sauce of Despair lurks around every corner, waiting to ensnare the unwary.