Desk Plant Sorcery

Side Effects

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Desk Plant Sorcery can cause:

• Uncontrollable urges to stare at the plants
• Increased risk of paperclip-induced carpal tunnel syndrome
• Sudden, intense feelings of productivity
• Irreversible damage to office morale

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Tips for Survivors: How to Live with a Desk Plant Sorcerer in your Office