Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to guide you gently into the abyss of despair and panic. We're not responsible for any emotional distress or therapy bills incurred.
Founded by a group of misfits who couldn't handle the meaninglessness of existence, we've dedicated our lives to creating a website that will make you question every life choice you've ever made.
Visit our founding story to learn more about how we became the masters of your anxiety.
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