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Disasters of Yesterday
Disasters of Yesterday
Yesterday's Catastrophes
The following events are a testament to human incompetence and the inevitability of chaos.
- Alien Invasion of 2023 - A fleet of hostile space squids descended upon Earth, causing widespread destruction and an uptick in '80s rock music sales.
- Roof Collapse of 2020 - A poorly maintained roof collapsed, crushing a family of four and setting off a chain reaction of existential dread in the homeowner's insurance company.
- Flood Gates of 2022 - A freak storm opened up a network of hidden flood gates, causing the city's main street to become a giant, soggy slip 'n slide.
- Inflatable Disaster of 2021 - An inflatable mascot at a children's birthday party minimalistly deflated, sending 37 kids into full-blown panic mode.
Stay safe, and stay informed, but not too informed, because that's just stressful.