Disclaimer, Disclaimer, and More Disclaimer

Disclaimer: We're not really sure what we're doing here. Our lawyers are on their way, but they're stuck in traffic.

Please note that by visiting our website, you agree to our completely-not-made-up Terms and Conditions. If you don't, well, don't come back.

Also, our Return Policy is as follows: If you return something, you get a refund. Unless it's a used trombone. Then you get a store credit for a slightly-used harmonica.

For more information on our Return Policy, visit ExceptionsForExceptions.

Or, if you're really interested in the fine print, check out our Terms and Conditions and Terms.

And, just in case you're wondering, Disclaimer, Disclaimer, and More Disclaimer is just that – a disclaimer, disclaimer, and more disclaimer.

Thanks for visiting! We promise not to make any more disclaimers.