DisclaimerExceptions: Because You're Probably Doing It Wrong

Warning: By visiting this website, you acknowledge that you have no idea what you're doing. Our legal team has carefully crafted a list of exceptions that we're not really responsible for.

Exceptions to the exceptions:

• Exceptions to our exceptions are not exceptions.
• We're not actually responsible for anything.
• Our lawyer's cat has allergies and is not responsible for any damages caused by our exceptions.
• Exceptions are like pizza dough, they're only good for one bite.

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