TERMS OF USE

Welcome, user, to the most exciting, the most thrilling, the most completely-not-at-all-optional Terms Of Use!

By accessing this website, you agree to these Terms, which are non-negotiable, completely-not-negotiable, and possibly-even-if-you-try-to-negotiate-still-not-negotiable.

Exceptions

• Exceptions to these Terms are not exceptions at all, but merely a clever ruse to make you think they're exceptions.
• We reserve the right to make exceptions to these Terms, but not actually do it, because that would be silly.
Use of the Website

You agree not to use this website for any reason, but if you must, do not use it for anything that might be considered 'nefarious' or 'nefariously-adjacent'.

You also agree to not use it for anything that is not explicitly allowed by these Terms, but since there are no explicit allowances, that's a big nope.

Liability

We're not actually liable for anything, but if we are, it's probably because we're secretly aliens.

If you have any questions or concerns, please contact our team of highly-trained, highly-paid, and highly-unavailable lawyers.

Subpages

Want more Terms? Click here for our Exceptions to Exceptions page, where we explain why exceptions are not actually exceptions.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for our Disclaimer Exceptions page, where we explain why disclaimers are also not actually disclaimers.

(Note: These subpages are purely hypothetical and not actually available. Or are they?)

Copyright

Copyright 2023, The Completely-Not-At-All-Copyrighted Company, Inc. All rights reserved. Or not.

Except where prohibited by law, which is never.