Are you tired of eating ramen noodles for dinner every night? Do you dream of a life of leisure, where you can afford to buy more than just one lottery ticket per month?
Look no further! Our Deal of the Month for the Aging Pensioner is here to save you from a life of poverty and boredom. For just $19.99, you can get:
Q: Is this really a good deal?
A: Well, would you rather eat a can of tuna that's been sitting in the back of the pantry for months or pay $19.99 for it?
Q: What if I need to return the dentures?
A: Ha! You think you can afford to return anything, pal?
Q: Will the adult diapers be comfortable?
A: Comfortable enough to get you to the bathroom, but not comfortable enough to make you want to stay there.